Some funny photos at Uberhumor.com

December 5th, 2011

Do you like to laugh? Is laughing healthy? How can uberhumor’s pics help you get your dose of daily joy?

Last night I found the site uberhumor.com, and was totally going to write a post so I could share some funny photos with you. Unfortunately, I spent so long laughing my ass off for page after page that I eventually realized that it was too late to post, and I should really get some sleep. So tonight, I’m posting, after losing a few more precious moments perusing their archives.

They have all sorts of pictures – I found the sexy ones were not nearly as sexy (maybe the decades of watching extreme porn and having wild sex have jaded me just a touch, I don’t know) as the funny ones are *hilarious*… which left me at a little bit of a loss as to what pics to post for you here, hence the thinly veiled excuse for why I spent hours flipping through their pages. Would you rather see so-so cute pics of a skinny girls fully clothed ass, or something totally work safe and hilarious enough for you to actually consider bringing it to your boss? I’m laughing too hard to decide for you. Here, check this out -

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Plugin.com

November 8th, 2011

Tonight I “discovered” (I’m not pulling a Columbus, it was my personal discovery, I know there were other people on it before I showed up, lol) a fun new adult site – plugin.com! It’s kind of like an adult version of facebook, and there are tons of features and tons of ridiculously kinky people from all edges of the earth. There’s plenty of naked photo galleries, fun groups, and depending on where you are or where you’d like to travel to, there’s even live events! If you’re in Philly, there appears to be weekly gangbangs for you lucky, lucky boys :)

Social networking is the absolute biggest thing in marketing right now, and with everyone fighting over facebook (and getting their accounts banned for being as racy as we are here) it makes sense to move all your adult networking to an *adult* site – like plugin.com. That way, not only will you get traffic, you’ll actually be getting better quality traffic,  the type of traffic that would be interested in your adult project! It’s a no-brainer really. Plus, it’s tons of fun.

So far I haven’t really gotten involved in the community, but I did make a profile, and even joined the bisexuals R us group! There’s definitely something for everyone, even a Dolcett Meat Girls group with plenty of pictures from one of my longtime favorite erotica sites, Muki’s Kitchen. Not that I condone cannibalism, but I would certainly truss and butter up one of those hot birds! Join with me and keep me company.

And yes, this is a sponsored post… but it is a great site, nonetheless.

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Vasily – Part 1 – The Tease and a Taste of Things to Come…

September 9th, 2011

A familiar set of butterflies fluttered over Ruby’s body as she walked up to the door. She had never seen the man inside – she did not know how his hands felt, how his body moved, how his skin tasted. She had only heard his voice. As a matter of fact,  They’d spoken on the phone a few times during the week leading up to this night, something which Ruby was usually loathe to do, but for Vasily she did not mind. Their first conversation had been rather restrained, as she had called him at his office, but his soothing voice and soft Russian accent captured her interest nonetheless. Even though he had noted that his secretary was right outside his open door, Ruby could not resist the chance to hear an edge in his voices, asking him what his favorite color was, so that she could pick out her panties for the evening. He had told her he would call her back later that evening, and discuss suitable decorations then… but his cadence suggested that he was imagining her naked, and in no hurry to help her dress herself.

That evening’s call had turned into a call the next evening, and the next, and a long conversation during her drive down. She loved his accent, and had told him so a few times. Vasily just laughed it off, and he had a gorgeous laugh as well. They never gotten back to discussing what Ruby should wear (she had herself decided on a knee length emerald green sheath dress with a thin black lace bra and panty underneath), but they had discussed an array of other things, both tame and lurid. From what she had heard, Vasily seemed fascinating, though Ruby did remind herself several times that it is easy to be fascinated by Russian accents.

The door opened before she could knock, and Vasily welcomed her in. He clearly fit the general description he had given her in his initial inquiry – 37 years old, 6 feet tall, brown hair, gray eyes, medium build – and Ruby was pleased to see that in addition to all that, he was quite good looking. Aside from being a touch disheveled, Vasily clearly did keep up with himself, and was decently built. He wore black button down shirt with a delicately patterned tie hanging loose around his neck, his sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and Ruby suspected that she had arrived about 10 minutes earlier than he had anticipated.

“Wonderful to see you my dear!” He ushered her through the foyer and into the living room. “I was just getting some things from the kitchen, but relax and make yourself at home.” Unsure of exactly how to make herself at home in a stranger’s house, Ruby sprawled herself out against the armrest of the couch and waited. On the coffee table there were two glasses, and a large bouquet of roses in a cut crystal vase. They were beautiful… and upon slightly closer inspection Ruby noticed a tight roll of bills tucked into the greenery. She leaned in to smell them.

“Those are for you, by the way.” Vasily walked in to the living room, carrying a bottle of wine and a tray of cheese and crackers. “There’s more in the bedroom, but we’ll get to that later.” He flashed her a broad smile and slid onto the couch next to her. “Wine?” He poured for them both, and handed her a glass. Ruby took a moment to enjoy the aroma rising from the red liquid before taking her first sip. It was sweet and smoky, and reminded her that she had not yet kissed Vasily. He eyed her as she drank, but appeared to be in no hurry to advance.

“Thank you, it’s delicious. And thank you also for inviting me.” Ruby eyed Vasily as well, very much looking forward to seeing how the evening would unfold, but not wanting to rush things. Instead, she sipped her wine as they naturally picked up where they had left off in their earlier conversation, talking about nothing in particular and enjoying it immensely. Ruby lay her legs over Vasily’s lap, and he stroked them idly as they spoke.

“I never understand how women walk in these things… “ He unbuckled her shoes, and began to rub her feet. His hands were very warm, and Ruby enjoyed feeling his fingers knead her arches. “Or why they would want to in the first place, but they do make your legs look nice. I suppose there should be no shame in telling you that I watched you walk up the walkway, an absolute picture of grace.” His hands slid firmly over over her ankle, and then her calf, squeezing away her tensions and leaving only the lingering heat of his hands on her skin.

“I figured you were watching, since you were at the door before I was.” His hand brushed her inner thigh, and he edged slightly closer to her. Vasily took her other foot and placed it on his chest, continuing his massage up her leg, peering down her skirt. With her leg draped across his, she could tell that he was enjoying the view, and she wanted so badly to invite him in to enjoy more. She slid her sole across his chest and could feel a set of well defined muscles underneath, a pleasant surprise. Ruby slipped her ankle behind his neck and gently pulled him in closer still, close enough so that she could reach up and steal the kiss she had been waiting for… her lips brushed his gently, but Ruby barely got the chance to notice their texture before she felt his arms around her shoulders keeping her close but still urging a little distance between them.

Frustrated and confused, Ruby lay back in his arms with a sigh. The vague pleasure of having him close to her her was only smoke rising from her burning desire to have him closer still. It had been a long day, preceded by a long week, of waiting to experience the man she had been teasing throughout. And only to find out that he was the tease! His body pressed against and between her thighs, she felt her panties growing damp against him, and it almost angered her. Patience was no virtue of Ruby’s and she did not come here to be made to wait. Her hands held onto his arms tightly in exasperation, as though refusing to be rejected… until she suddenly remembered herself and consciously thought to loosen her grip. One eyebrow raised over a sly grin, Vasily looked her over once more. He seemed to be waiting for her to speak, but she had no idea what to say…

It’s a *process* people…

September 7th, 2011

I swear I didn’t just start this blog to abandon it – I realty wanted to come back and update it too! But, truth be told, I’m not so dependable in the linear thought department. I think of characters one minute, then sex the next, then I think back to that time in the hot tub last year, and then think ahead to my date coming up on Saturday… but I do write a good part of it down. As a result I have about 50 half finished sexy stories and character descriptions, all waiting to be mix-and-match pieced together into something coherent… we’re all waiting for something, now aren’t we?

Anyway, since my last story was an intimidatingly *epic* post (it didn’t look half as long when it was a .doc file, seriously), I figured there’s no shame in posting a story in pieces, like I’m about to do and will probably do from now on.

 

Coming right up :)

Happy Hour with Joshua

July 28th, 2011

The elevator chimed brightly, indicating that Ruby had reached the 4th floor. She stepped out of the elevator and quickly looked herself over in the hallway mirror – A woman in her mid 20′s with just enough padding on her petite frame to nicely fill out her navy blue dress. Fishing around in her oversized purse for a pack of gum, she instead pulled out a tube of lipstick and smoothed a touch of the subtle pink color across her well shaped lips. Ruby flashed a quick practice smile to herself, and continued down the hallway. Joshua was expecting her.

First impressions were always the most indelible, and valuable for that reason. First edition magazines, movie premiers, the first man to walk on the moon… Ruby knew that her journey through this hotel would never rank so high in societal benchmarks, but it was still important to her. A soft tingle of nervousness spread over the back of her neck. This was the first time she would meet Joshua.

It certainly wasn’t the first time Ruby had sauntered down a hotel hallway with the intention of ravishing a lucky stranger on a rented bed. It probably wasn’t the hundredth either, but Ruby had never been too interested in assigning finite numbers to indescribably experiences. Each time was an adventure, each time was different, and that’s all that mattered to her. And there was no point in lying to herself, even though she adamantly put on a veil of modesty about such matters with the men involved – The money was stellar.

Joshua had contacted her about a week prior through a rather uninspiring email. He was in his mid 30′s, in a dry marriage, with a hectic and consuming job in one of the nearby software firms. He explained that he was looking for a little distraction from his day-to-day life, and asked what her favorite beverage was. It took a few emails, and a little prompting from Ruby, before he was able to speak freely about what he hoped to get from the evening. He had become more open as the week’s anticipation built up between them, and this morning Ruby awoke to a long email detailing several possibilities of how they could devour each other. She felt herself getting damp as she considered which of the scenarios she might actually get to experience this evening…

A brief adjustment of her hair, her skirt, and her smile, followed by a sharp knock at room 419. Ruby peered deeply into the fisheye even though she knew she had no hope of seeing him before he saw her. The door opened, and she stepped smoothly inside. As it shut behind her, she stepped closer to her mystery man and greeted him with a hug that she allowed to develop into an embrace. Her body relaxed against his as she enjoyed the warmth of his hands on her back. She felt a brief flick of his tongue on her bottom lip, and eased out of his arms, taking a seat on the bed.

“Hello Joshua, It’s a pleasure to finally meet you.” Ruby’s seductive voice hinted at what further pleasures they might enjoy through the evening. She took a look around at her surroundings, but didn’t see anything that put her on edge. The room was nice and clean, decorated in the classic mid-range hotel style. A silver ice bucket sat on top of the dresser facing the king bed, accompanied by two glasses and a chilling bottle of champagne. Joshua’s stereo sat on the desk, playing soft ambient music. There were too many lights on for Ruby’s taste, but she would fix that shortly. She looked at Joshua.

“Pleasure to meet you as well, Ruby.” Joshua eyed her hungrily, and Ruby could see the lust in his eyes. He decided to keep his distance however, forgoing a place beside her on the mattress and instead settling into a small armchair by the window. Ruby rolled onto her stomach to face him, lying stretched out across the duvet. Joshua motioned toward the bottle on the dresser. “Would you like me to get you a drink? The champagne should be chilled by now.”

“Actually, I’m going to run to the bathroom to freshen up, if you don’t mind.” As anxious as she was for the evening to get fully underway, she did have to take precautions. She grabbed her purse and stepped into the bathroom, flashing Joshua a bright smile on her way in.

While Ruby might not consider Joshua to be her type, he was definitely a man she could have fun with for a few hours. He was tall (she had noticed when she walked in, even in her 5” heels he still looked down at her substantially), with short dirty blonde hair that he obviously put some work, or at least some gel, into. His expressive dark blue eyes were framed by thick rimmed black glasses that probably fit in well at his office, as did his subtly striped blue shirt and black slacks. Ruby idly wondered how much he needed them as she looked at herself in the mirror – she wore thin wire rimmed glasses herself, but she was nearly blind without them.

Ruby pulled her phone out of her purse and sent off a quick text to her best friend, indicating that she was with someone new. There was a small white envelope next to the sink, right where she expected it. She turned on the sink and checked it’s contents briefly before slipping it in her bag. She was ready for the night to begin!

She found Joshua leaning against the dresser, loosening the cage from the champagne bottle. She reached behind him ad retrieved the two flutes, enjoying the way her closeness almost visibly excited him.

“Did you find everything all right?” He was obviously referring to the envelope by the sink.

“Yes, and thank you again.” She plucked a cube of ice from the top of the bucket and slipped it between her lips, allowing it to melt between her teeth. Joshua couldn’t resist leaning in for a quick kiss, snatching the last of the ice cube away from her.

“Alright, get ready.” Joshua said softly as he motioned to her two glasses. The cork popped suddenly, and smoky looking vapor rose up from the bottle neck in swirling white ribbons. The air around them smelled slightly sweeter as the champagne’s scent filled the room, light and gently fruity. He filled Ruby’s two glasses with the effervescent wine, and took one from her hand. “Toast?”

“To a wonderful evening.” She said, raising her glass. “This looks like it’s going to be fun!” Their crystal glasses clinked together in agreement. Ruby took a long sip of her champagne, and place the flute on the dresser before reaching up to kiss him again, more deeply this time. She could taste the sparkle on his tongue as she sank into the depth of the kiss, allowing his desire to ignite her own. She love feeling wanted, and the feeling of urgency on his lips let her know exactly what he wanted from her, and how badly he wanted it. His warm hands cupped her curves, and Ruby raised her hands to his collar, giving him access to grope her further as she slowly undid a few buttons on his shirt. She could feel his eagerness press against her… she punctuated the moment with a soft kiss on his neck, grabbed her glass, and climbed onto the bed.

Joshua joined her, nibbling at her neck and collarbone, his warmth and weight encouraging her to lie back against the pillows. His hands busied themselves with undoing her dress, which opened easily to reveal a lingerie set of which she was especially proud – an elegant navy blue satin bra, thong, and garter belt, with no embellishments to obscure the alluring sheen of satin stretched tight across her most precious feminine parts. Her legs were covered with the sheerest of nylon stockings – cocoa brown to match her skin. She had spent more time picking out her undergarments than she had the dress she put over them, as she always did. Still, the satin was unforgiving in certain aspects… her dampness was clearly visible through the thong, showing Joshua how much she was inviting his advances. He pressed himself on her again with a ravenous kiss, and she could feel from the bulge in his pants that he was more than ready to accept such an invitation. With a hand on his shoulder, Ruby eased him across the mattress onto his back, and straddled him to finish unbuttoning his shirt.

“Joshua, it’s not fair that I should be the only one naked, is it?” She asked playfully as he slid her open dress off of her shoulders, interrupting her as she impatiently went over each of his buttons. He didn’t answer, concentrating on the bra clasp behind her back which always confounded men. She used the extra few moments to take care of his shirt, and lowered herself onto him for another taste of his tongue as she felt the hooks release. The blue bra fell off of her chest and onto his – Ruby quickly brushed it aside and rolled off of him.

“Sugar, it’s not fair that you look so wonderful naked.” As he spoke, she could feel his fingers slide around her hips, one hand spread firmly over her asscheek while the other tangled it’s way into the waistband of her thong. “Besides, I’m sure we’ll both get there eventually… it’s the journey, not the destination.” Ruby giggled as her hands found his, stopping him from stripping her down. She instead guided his finger tips underneath the smooth satin, so he could enjoy the feeling of the damp fabric as well as the source of the wetness underneath. Ruby was wet, and he easily slid between the intricate feminine folds to feel inside her silky, creamy pussy. Ruby let out a soft moan and slowly lay back, her now naked nipples pointing up toward Joshua’s face like perfect chocolate kisses. He took one into his mouth while he cupped her lips into his palm, massaging it with a rhythm that matched her breathing. She loved having her nipples sucked, and she enjoyed feeling his tongue on her tits, flicking them against his teeth. However, she was more interested in what his hand was doing… she was growing wetter by the second, and he was kneading her into a soaking frenzy. Her hands, unsure of where to place themselves, found their way to his shoulders before she forgot about them, leaving her arms wrapped loosely around him as she allowed herself to fall under his sensual spell. Her body was totally relaxed, light and pliable as he slid a hand behind her shoulders, pushing her up against him while he kissed her neck and nibbled her ear. Her back arched as his thumb found her clit, sliding it around amidst her slippery female flesh. Her breathing grew faster and he picked up his pace. His lips grazed her collarbone, feeling a fine mist of sweat collecting over her skin. “And it’s not fair that you get to come first. I’ve only got my hand inside you so far, and I can feel you getting close.”

As he whispered in her ear, she realized it was true. The muscles inside her closed around him, pushing his fingertips toward her most sensitive spot, and in response he applied as slight bit more pressure, knowing she was at her edge. Joshua kissed her deeply, stifling her moan. Ruby’s mind feebly wandered to ways she could repay him for his generosity, grateful that he had shared his dextrous talents with her. Her arms tightened around him.

“Josh…” she began, the sensations inside her claiming more of her attention than her words. “It feels so good. I want to come for you. So badly. I need to come for you.” His thumb was pressed firmly on her clit now, rubbing it quickly. Ruby pressed her face into his shoulder, feeling the tingling in her spine increase. He felt warm and reassuring – this orgasm was all hers, he was giving it to her, waiting patiently for her to get her own pleasure from him. All she had to do was take it.

Ruby cried out sharply as her cunt contracted around Joshua’s hand, squeezing around his fingers so hard she feared she might take them off. He didn’t let up on his rhythm, and she was grateful as waves and waves of pleasure soared through her body. She let go of him, falling back onto the bed in a state of bliss. She came back into reality as she felt him slid his hand out from inside her. Ruby reached out for his wrist, taking his hand to her lips as he once again lay on top of her. She licked slowly, tasting her own salty sweetness as his sparkling eyes watched her clean him off.

“Hmm, I didn’t know you’d be so easy!” He said smiling while he watched her tongue trace over each finger teasingly.

“I didn’t know you’d be so good.” Her broad grin showed him her satisfaction. Getting up to grab the champagne from the dresser, Ruby slid behind him and reached around to undo his belt. “Joshua, it’s time for you to get even!”. He allowed her to undo his slacks, and turned around to face her. Sitting on the bed, her face was only a few inches from his cock, which was still erect with the memory of feeling her come on his hand a few moments before. Still Ruby could tell he wasn’t sure if he wanted to continue yet… perhaps he was enjoying the fact that such a pretty young woman was erotically indebted to him. He handed her a flute, and she appreciated the feel of the chilled champagne in her throat.

His cock pointed out boldly from his disheveled slacks, as if daring Ruby to jump on it. Joshua was well endowed – not unreasonably so, but enough to ensure that the experience would be memorable. She reached out to free his body from his pants completely, pulling them towards the floor. He stepped out of them easily, but made no further advances on her, watching her closely while he sipped his champagne.

“I don’t think this is even,” Joshua said jokingly, leaning back against the dresser. He seemed completely unaware that his cock was pointing straight ahead like an arrow toward Ruby’s lips. “The entire time I had my hand inside you, you were still wearing your panties. And that’s not all. You still have on your garterbelt as well. And stockings.”

It was true. While her perky brown breasts were free and exposed, she was still wearing half of her lingerie. Her panties were steamy and soaked, but they were still on. Her garters were disheveled and one had even come undone, but the stockings clung evenly to her thighs. However, Ruby was barely listening to his string of technicalities – she had her lips around his cock before he could finish.

She took him all in at once, just to get a sense of what she could do for him, and to study the entire length of his cock. She enjoyed the attention to details that oral sex allowed her, her tongue toying with the head of his cock while her lips slid up and down his shaft, gliding over every ridge and vein. She looked up at him intently, watching his reaction, and finding his sensitive spots. With one hand, she reached behind to feel his tight buttocks, and pulled him toward the bed, allowing her to more easily swallow his pulsing flesh. She was not nearly as patient as he had been with her, and she felt his muscles tighten, first with enthusiasm, and then with hesitation. She didn’t want him to rush himself. She sucked hard, but slowed her pace, eventually coming up for air as her hand continued stroking him. Joshua was speechless, and visibly impressed. Ruby took another sip of her champagne, enjoying having the upper hand for a moment. She licked his head idly, happy to see his cock throb strongly in response. She shot him a mischievous look as she leaned forward, prepared to suck him back into her throat again.

“We’re not even until you take those panties off…” Reaching down, Joshua grabbed hold of the satin thong and pulled it down Ruby’s hips. She shimmied backwards on the bed, sliding out of it and leaving the damp bit of silk in Joshua’s hands. He tossed them to the floor and followed her onto the bed, his eager manhood pressing against her inner thigh as he licked her lips. The feeling of having him so close again made Ruby’s pulse quicken. As if sensing her heightened excitement, he worked his lips down her body, pausing at each nipple, his tongue teasing her skin along the way. Her pubic area was now bare, and she could feel his fingertips rubbing the curly black hair above her clit. She looked down at him, and his eyes told her just what he had in mind. She reached down to touch herself, and with two fingers she spread her lips for him, her pussy still moist from the time he had put into her before. His tongue traced over the delicate flesh, feeling it’s way inside to taste her womanly juices. Ruby relaxed into the warmth of his tongue, and withdrew her wet hand from between his face and her body. She tugged at her nipple, still slippery with his saliva.

Joshua continued to work on her, more of her juices flowing onto his tongue as her inner muscles yielded to him. He was clearly enjoying the feeling of a beautiful girl’s body being pleasured by him, and he took his time. Soon, however, her legs, which were thrown easily about his shoulders, began to shake, and her heels pressed softly into his back. Ruby new she was ready to come again, but she didn’t want to leave him behind this time. She reached down and stroked the back of his neck, treating herself to a few more moments of his tongue circling around her clit before raising his face to meet her gaze.

“I want you inside me this time, Joshua. I want you to feel me come for you.” She could feel his fingers trace along her soaking wet slit as he rose up and kneeled in front of her. He was still hard, heat emanating from his throbbing erection. He leaned over her, reaching across her body into the drawer of the nightstand, and gave her a quick kiss as he presented her with a condom. She hurriedly rolled it over him, and pushed him onto his back. Joshua had been a very generous lover so far, but it was time for her to take care of him.

She climbed on top of him and straddled him, her tongue in his mouth while she lowered herself onto his waiting cock. An urgency stirred within her has his cock throbbed powerfully, finding it’s place inside her. He grabbed onto her ass, squeezing as she ground her hips against his. Sitting up, she ran her hands over his shoulders and chest, appreciative of his smooth skin. She watched his eyes close as he relaxed into her rhythm. He was ready.

Ruby began to buck her hips faster, feeling the head of his penis hit the walls of her pussy, sending shivers through her body. Her pussy lips slid up and down his shaft vigorously, spreading her liquid all over him. His hands rose to her waist as he pushed into her. She could tell by the tension in him that he was close… Ruby leaned down for a kiss, keeping the pace as their bodies moved together.

Joshua took advantage of the moment, and putting his hands behind her shoulders, quickly rolled her over onto her back. Ruby was vaguely disappointed that she lost her position of power, but those feelings quickly flew out of her. He was in a better position to thrust further into her, and after just a few strokes she was wiggling her knees up to his shoulders, giving him more access to the depths of her core. She felt a familiar lightness well up inside her, and she knew that he was going to drag another orgasm out of her. He knew it too.

“You’re going to come for me, aren’t you Ruby?” His voice was barely more than a whisper as he looked down at her writhing body. They were both working up a sweat, but neither one of them could dream of stopping before they got what they were after. Ruby’s mouth fell open, a soft moan escaping her lips. She looked up at Joshua, and tightened her grip on his shoulders, pulling her down to kiss him. His hands still cupped her buttocks tightly, pushing her hips up so that he could enjoy all of her. She was truly enjoying every inch of him, and soon she felt herself quivering around him.

“I can’t believe it, I’m coming again!” Ruby could barely stop herself from screaming as shivers of bliss overtook her. Her back arched violently against the mattress, pushing her breasts against him as he held onto her. She squeezed Joshua’s manhood into her tight center, pulling him into ecstasy with her. They enjoyed their moment together, each throb of his cock causing another round of contractions in her. She held onto him as she caught her breath, and eventually he rolled away from her to catch his.

“That’s exactly what I needed.” Joshua said, an uncontrollable grin spreading across his face. Ruby reached over to the dresser and offered him his champagne. “It’s times like this that make life worthwhile, isn’t it?”

“I certainly think so.” Ruby took a long sip from her glass, realizing how dry her throat was. Had she been screaming? “Although a dick like yours makes any day worthwhile.” Ruby couldn’t resist giving him a well deserved compliment. She kissed him on the cheek before excusing herself into the bathroom.

When she returned, Joshua was still on the bed, but he had dug Ruby’s dress and underwear from the tangled covers, and they lay on the pillow next to him. She put them on while he watched, taking in the details of her beautiful brown body.

“I should be going now, but thank you so much for a wonderful evening.” She leaned over to kiss him, but after accepting the softness of her lips he rose from the bed to give her a more proper farewell embrace. He stood up and took her into his arms again, kissing her deeply

“Thank you too. Actually, I was thinking… perhaps we could do this again soon? This place is rather convenient for me, right on my way home from work actually, and if it’s not too much of a drive for you…” She reached up and silenced him, her tongue taking the last of his words out of his mouth.

“I’m sure we could arrange that, it would be a pleasure. I wasn’t lying about your dick, you know.” She slid away from him and towards the door, not wanting to get carried away into bed again. Another orgasm on par with the two she had under him, and Ruby was sure she’d never find her way out. “You know where to find me, don’t you?”

“Of course.” Joshua opened the door for her, stealing one last kiss before she stepped out into the hall. Ruby sauntered down the hallway, silently congratulating herself on a job well done.

 

 

I am so terrible with Introductions…

July 19th, 2011

I never know what to say! Introductions are so much more difficult when you’re a different person every time, you know. Inevitably I end up reintroducing myself to people I already know, leaving them incredibly confused, while others who haven’t had the pleasure of even a single introduction are left with nothing but questions about me. So, rather than try to introduce myself, I will introduce my blog, which is most likely more important to you anyway.

I put up this page to try and organize my erotic writings, and to inspire myself to write more of them. While I do write a great deal, you’ll find that the bulk of these stories center around the life of Ruby… see? I couldn’t possibly introduce myself, because really the person I’m introducing is a stranger that I made up in my head.

Ruby can introduce herself.